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Woes of the Irish!

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Rory Mc's 2nd defeat of the day, alongside chubby funster Shane Lowry didnt just pi$$ off Padraig, but also his fellow countryman Barry 'Peter' O'Hanranhan as captained him gaining a massive -18 points.

Somehow, thats not even enough to get to the foot of the ladder and potentially get his money back as Ian 'AA' Milne captained him too! Looks like a 2 way fight down there but i might join you after Saturday.


At the right end of the table, 4 of you have somewhat broke away with a slight buffer from the chasing pack. Its another Irishman, Brian 'Gordan' Bennett who splits 2 USA!USA!USA heavy teams. He managed to pick the only 2 Europeans who knew which end of the club to grip yesterday and with them paired together this AM, he could move up and down like a whores drawers.

Tiso 'Know something i dont?' Faletoese the only one in the top 10 without his captain playing today so Cantlay/DJ/Rahm losses could see him pounce. Shout out to Matt 'Trouser press' Corby who is the only man to skipper points leader Souffle.

Right at the to of the table, captaining the 3rd best player in DJ, also picking #1, and duffering the worst in Rory, sits our very own traitor, turncoat, scum bag and all round enemy of the people Tom 'Wobbly' Wheeler. The fact he heads the all time list in M7 just makes it worse. With Koepka and Berger i'm looking forward to a Spanish 10&8 this afternoon to see him bump back down to earth.


In total 29 are positive, 16 negative, but a whole lot of golf to play. Here's hoping for the sake of neutrals and all Europeans that we see some blue on the board in the foursomes or its gonna be a bit of a damp squib.


The US have sent out the same 4 pairs as yesterday, with the Europeans mixing it up to try to find the winning formula. Here's hoping they find it.


Cheers,

Baloney



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